The Goat Army returns once more!
The Goat Army returns once more!
And the standout title of the year, named the finest by PewDiePie, Goat Simulator, is now available on the appstore! With a price tag of 5.30 US Dollars... You caught me off guard if you're unfamiliar with GS: "Goat Simulator represents the newest advancements in goat simulation, delivering top-tier gameplay to your fingertips. No longer should you dream of being a goat; your ambitions are now realized! In terms of mechanics, the game focuses on maximizing damage as a goat. It draws parallels to classic skating games, but instead of gliding, you’re causing chaos. For goats, the possibilities are endless—you can easily slip through and crash the action." Key highlights include: 1. You can play as a Goat 2. Countless glitches are fixed, just patching the crashes... THE REST IS FUN! But hold on—there’s more! Even the creators admit you shouldn’t purchase it outright: "Disclaimer: Goat Simulator is a completely silly game and, honestly, you might want to invest in something else, like a hula hoop, bricks, or pool your funds with friends to buy a real goat." Direct quotes from the official app on the Google APP STORE... Also available for iOS! Yeh Yeh
I purchased it, but returned it shortly after downloading and opening it. It was terrible. r8 0/8 tri hard3r
You might want to allocate your funds elsewhere, like a hula hoop, a stack of bricks, or consider gathering money with friends to purchase an actual goat.
PewDiePie is a software, and the game is AIDS. Hopefully ISIS would take him.