Desired Item: Huge Keyboards
Desired Item: Huge Keyboards
Hi everyone, I hope you're here. I'm searching for a larger keyboard—preferably 2 or more feet wide, with bigger keys. Something that suits larger hands. I've been struggling with small letters like "G" and it's frustrating. Any ideas for something in the $0 to $40 range? No fancy designs or lights. We had some issues with other models we tried—some got damaged, others changed color and we had to throw them in a fire. Now we're all trying to get rid of them before they become sentient. We just need a standard black-and-white keyboard. Thanks for your help.
Sadly, most businesses don't produce keyboards that are simply larger versions, and the ones I found are priced above $70.
But if you're interested:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B000OCQTWM?tag...th=1&psc=1
(Ablenet generally makes keyboards with bigger keycaps)
https://www.amazon.com/Redragon-Mechanic...HTWLT?th=1
The issue is that you can't give out a solution in the poll. I'm voting for the unicorns.
There are similar alternatives available as well.
https://www.amazon.com/Nuklz-Computer-Ke...B01G9RNB6W
However, a keyboard that is two feet wider than a standard one would be an unusual choice, requiring a unique and perhaps costly design.
I've never encountered a keyboard that met my expectations. The keys are bigger, but pressing the exact middle of each one causes it to tilt and get stuck during movement, preventing proper registration. Maybe taking off the keycaps and lubricating them would help.
It's good to know with Amazon you can return items if they don't suit you. The most affordable option I've found is currently $15.99.
I noticed those two keyboards, though I think the labels are merely oversized rather than the keys themselves.
I'm one step ahead of you colif, I know there's no solution. Because what i'm asking for does not exist. Not with rainbows or if there's something else wrong with it. Like it requiring 6 D batteries for some reason.
I would like it to be two feet wide, but heck, a whole meter wide is welcome too, if the keys are bigger. At least. I'm happy with something bizarre and / or weird. Actually I expect it because this is about tech.
I am suprised I haven't seen one with googly eyes and a hidden 150 peice nail trimmer set nailed to the back of it or one that Massages my feet with a trackball right in the middle of it.
Hell, chances are there's one with a trackball on it with a rainbow LED background that has 3+ light settings and is blue tooth for some reason.
I should ask for help finding one under $25 but it simply must have rainbows.
Sometimes I wonder if I demand rainbows on everything all the rainbows will either dissapear and I will get normal items or something new will be the latest craze, like forget rainbows. Everything must dance. It's the future!
Because I know how this is going to go, lets set the price up to $150,000 limit. I know someone out will find the perfect one if it exists, but it will be for $150,001. So let's go there, but only if it's voice activated, comes with a lazar light show and hologram 3d projection unit for at least half the keys with multiple trackballs located right in the middle. Something like 6 on the left and 2 on the right side or any combination of trackball locations with at least 14 buttons on the back that serve basically no purposes whatsoever and a gliter dispensier.
I'll buy 2. SHOW ME THE WEIRD AND POINTLESS. Because this is what socity is today. I'm serious, it's the only way I'll get any actual results on the forums.
Never mind I can just go outside, get a stick to poke the keys separably. I'm so happy I live on a island where I can pointlessly stab at crabs with sticks all day long. There's swarms all day and night and they will eat your toes and they just keep coming. Some just hunt them with grenades and machine guns. No one cares.
( i'm only instrested in what i posted orgionally that are under $75 really.)
Direct key presses are fine, I will probably be using fists ( hopefully) to type anyways.
I know first one that shows up always offers the exact opposite of what is asked for, or are trolls pretending to be helpful but really a deceptive excuse for some smart alack b.s. So before I click hotaru's links, here's what happens to smart alacks.
On the island, ones like that are hunted down, beaten and greased by the local police, and thrown in a tiny jail cell with 2-3 other males 2 to 3 times their size who are serving life. Whatever happens, happens. The chairs outside of the cell are for the guards to watch, not for visitors, inmates don't get to contact the outside world, or rights.
It's not all bad tho. Clowns, ones like hotaru would have the chance to make unlimited phone calls to anyone he wants, everyone does. But they can only use this exact item as advertised from this exact page, nothing else:
https://www.amazon.com/ottwn-Compatible-...r=8-6&th=1
also they get to pick a prize from the mystery bag if they have good behavior, clowns always get this:
https://www.amazon.com/ATTITUDE-Sensitiv...74&sr=1-13
or
https://www.amazon.com/Archie-McPhee-Nov...189&sr=8-8
Good luck! And choose wisely. ;D
The second suggestion by the other user is simply larger letters, not keys. Not what I asked for. Nice try tho. The next 6 are probably going to be something like that and be only 1 inch bigger, at least half with rainbows.
What actually occurs is that smart alecks threads are closed because they don't fit well with others. Sorry for the insult, Hotaru, for responding to my help attempt. If you want to start another thread elsewhere, please reduce the excessive trolling. This is the second thread you've begun consecutively in this manner, and the streak won't exceed three.