Witcher 2 is a game featuring Geralt of Rivia and his adventures.
Witcher 2 is a game featuring Geralt of Rivia and his adventures.
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A traveler arrives in Lithuania during the 14th century and asks to convert to Christianity. The local person refuses, but the traveler offers to become the ruler of both nations, which the Lithuanian accepts, abandoning his pagan roots. In the 17th century, another traveler proposes attacking Russia. The Lithuanian refuses, but the traveler convinces him Moscow would be his target, leading to the traveler's death in battle. In the 21st century, a different traveler offers a game for purchase. The Lithuanian declines politely, but the seller bypasses DRM, allowing pirates to steal it. During intense scenes, the Lithuanian endures painful injuries from self-harm. Additionally, posters must claim interest in the game, which is interpreted as a direct request.