The craziest Skyrim mods being offered on Steam are often over-the-top or absurd additions.
The craziest Skyrim mods being offered on Steam are often over-the-top or absurd additions.
Essentially it’s a Horse Armour take from Steam. What were you expecting? It draws more folks away from other sites that provide modifications and rush into joining Steam. Why does Steam control around 75% of the revenue? It’s not part of their core business. They’re collecting a share just for doing nothing. After Valve let people pay to sell mods on Steam, creators flooded the Workshop with diverse content—some genuine, some humorous, and some directly criticizing Valve for enabling such practices. Some of these items are still pending approval and could vanish soon. For instance, the $99 “horse genitals” mod is already gone, as are the $100 Gabe Newell version. Golden Potato Mod, priced at $9.99, is another example—now unavailable. This kind of absurd content appears regularly in the Workshop, though not all are approved and may disappear soon. Micro Transactions, costing $49.99, offer a quick way to acquire items by working for them, with all proceeds going to charity. The Extra Apple Mod, at $29.99, simply adds an extra apple to the Bannered Mare. Micro Transactions are back in, making it easier to buy anything—while directing all earnings to charity. Chicken Companion, a $0.49 mod, introduces a chicken companion with a helmet and backpack, appearing near High Hrothgar and functioning as a normal follower without affecting stealth. Steam Main Menu Replacer, priced at $0.49, replaces the standard menu with a themed version—though many find it unappealing. Epic Helgen Bear Overhaul, $99.99, expands the bear in Helgen Keep caves for a more intense, story-rich fight. Kill Jerlov, $0.25, lets you defeat Jerlov, an otherwise invulnerable NPC from the Lambda Locator mod. Source: Steam community archives.
I’m familiar with where to locate GabeNs content across various platforms. I plan to release a straightforward mod that sparks strong reactions—people will definitely shout "fuck you fuck you." I intend to profit from it and invest the earnings into giving Gabe Newell a better brain, since he clearly isn’t working right now.