Could be a significant error... almost 500 CPUs...
Could be a significant error... almost 500 CPUs...
So, my first post on here, so forgive me if I make an faus pas. How did I end up with 35 kilogram of CPUS?... Thats a question Im still asking myself and I will get into that shortly. I've been a PC enthusiast for many years and have built a number of systems so I know my way around PC's fairly well and I was browsing ebay last week, looking at pc components, mostly because I'm currently looking for a new job after being let go from my last one. And I came across the HOLY GRAIL of ebay listings, something that I think I might have gotten over excited about and (perhaps) jumped the gun on a little too quickly. A purchase of which I have yet to fully tell my girlfriend about properly. My plan: buy the lot and flip it for a profit (ideally to a reseller who can buy in bulk). So thats why there is 35 kilograms of processors being shipped from the US to my home that I spent 1500 USD on... plus shipping ....plus tax when it arrives. oh and ive had to invest in a system to store them all. Oh god. So, I guess this is a bit of a sanity check post to see: 1) Did I get myself into something that I will not get myself out of 2) Are the processors actually worth what I thought they would be worth 3) Am I an idiot? ... (I know the answer to this one already) Sigh, too much time, my itchy finger and my most likely undiagnosed ADHD my have gotten me into another hole. Anyway, list of processors below, fingers crossed this wasnt the WORST buy of my life. Would love if someone could give me any insights into my list of processors, or my life in general: Processors SR1AM - Intel Xeon E5-2630 v2 - LGA 2011 - Qty 51 SR2P1 - Intel Xeon E5-2609 v4 - LGA 2011-3 - Qty 5 SR1XD - Intel Xeon E5-2699 v3 - LGA 2011-3 - Qty 11 SCLC3G - Intel Xeon E7-4820 - LGA 1567 - Qty 7 SR0LA - Intel Xeon E5-2690 - LGA 2011 - Qty 14 OSP2214GAU6CX - AMD Opteron 2214 - Socket F (1207) - Qty 3 OS2384WAL4DGI - AMD Opteron 2384 - Socket G34 - Qty 2 X7560 - Intel Xeon X7560 - LGA 1567 - Qty 4 SR0KX - Intel Xeon E5-2670 - LGA 2011 - Qty 2 SLBRE - Intel Xeon X7550 - LGA 1567 - Qty 8 SLAG9 - Intel Xeon 5160 - LGA 771 - Qty 2 E7-8870 - Intel Xeon E7-8870 - LGA 1567 - Qty 1 L5640-U - Intel Xeon L5640 - LGA 1366 - Qty 1 E5620 - Intel Xeon E5620 - LGA 1366 - Qty 35 SR3GK - Intel Xeon Silver 4114 - LGA 3647 - Qty 36 SR0KW - Intel Xeon E5-2620 - LGA 2011 - Qty 2 SR2P4 - Intel Xeon E5-2643 v4 - LGA 2011-3 - Qty 5 SR0LZ - Intel Xeon E5-2658 - LGA 2011 - Qty 1 SR206 - Intel Xeon E5-2630 v3 - LGA 2011-3 - Qty 134 X5560 - Intel Xeon X5560 - LGA 1366 - Qty 4 SR0KK - Intel Xeon E5-2660 - LGA 2011 - Qty 3 SR2R7 - Intel Xeon E5-2630 v4 - LGA 2011-3 - Qty 18 SR1A8 - Intel Xeon E5-2650 v2 - LGA 2011 - Qty 12 SR0L0 - Intel Xeon E5-2690 - LGA 2011 - Qty 29 E7320 - Intel Xeon E7320 - LGA 604 - Qty 3 SR21W - Intel Xeon E7-8895 v3 - LGA 2011-3 - Qty 1 SR207 - Intel Xeon E5-2620 v3 - LGA 2011-3 - Qty 2 SR1AX - Intel Xeon E5-2609 v2 - LGA 2011 - Qty 2 SR1XG - Intel Xeon E5-2695 v3 - LGA 2011-3 - Qty 57 halp.
It seems you're looking for the most powerful CPU available. For 2011, a top choice would be the fastest options like the Intel Core i7 or AMD Ryzen 5. Make sure to check current availability and compatibility.
Imagine you have 500 units priced around $4 each. Over time, you might earn a profit if you invest effort, though it usually requires hard work—possibly explaining why the seller offered a large quantity. Before deciding, look at current market prices and fees on the platform. The E5 Xeons belong to the Core i series era; versions v1–v2 are Sandy Bridge/Ivy Bridge, while v3 and v4 are Haswell/Broadwell. They were built on x79 and x99 chipsets, as well as server boards. If assembled in China, it might be a basic system with limited value. For parts that aren’t functional CPUs, consider repurposing them—like turning them into keychains, paperweights, or badges.
I thought it would be best to simply puncture them, attach them to chains, and list them on Etsy or eBay for around $5 to $10 each, aiming to cover costs before things go wrong.
x79 2011 building a high-speed PC is possible, but interest varies. Many prefer top-end CPUs like W1680v2 or newer models such as W3680 or 5670 for better performance. For a budget build around $1366, consider W3680 or 5670 options. Prices are around $40, so a full PC can be found for $50 to $200, while mini PCs range from $100 to $200 new. The market has slowed down; finding good cooling solutions is tough. For 2011 builds, 2 CPU clips and close wiring are common. Edited March 26, 2025 by thrasher_565
It’s possible to recoup your investment and even earn a profit. The main challenge is that it will require a significant amount of time. Most people won’t buy in large quantities from you. You’ll need to sell each item individually, perhaps just a couple at a time.
What clips are available? Every cooler I installed in 2011/2066 fit into the CPU mount. Square mount coolers are readily accessible. Cooler Master 212 was my preferred affordable choice, assuming there were no height restrictions. There was also a slim socket mount version, though I didn’t encounter it on any 2011 board I owned. It might be present on some server boards elsewhere.